What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.