What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.