What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....