What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What's the opposite of progress?

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What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...