Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.