Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.