Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs