Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.