What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.