What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu