What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!