What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment