What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu