What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu