What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!