What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.