What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.