What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!