Because they're all pigs.
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
Angry heifers.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
