Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.