Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Mad Cow Disease Jokes More Mad Cow Disease Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

How do pigs talk?

Swine language