Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !