What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.