Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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