Mad Cow Disease Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!