Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones