Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !