Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.