Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.