What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why is PMS called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.