What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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What do you call a moody bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.