What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.