What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.