What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.