Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Because they always go up in the world !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.