Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.