Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

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What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.