Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.