Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.