What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Previous Random Joke Next
50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes