What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale