What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.