It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Because it crashes all the time.
Let's go fishing
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
Because he had already Reddit.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
They can't drive cars.
