Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.