Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"