Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !