Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash