Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.