What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents