What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail