What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese