What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.