What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster