What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.