How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.