How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."