What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us