What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!