What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)