What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell