What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell