What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT