What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."