Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
Johnny Braavos
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
Rhinos R Us
ell if I know.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
