How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?