How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.