How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.