What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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The big hand's touching the little hand.

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They both know when you are sleeping.

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To get to the shell station.

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Afroturf

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Turn off all the lights.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Hell was full.

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God does not punish twice.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.