What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.