How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week