How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan