How the hell would she know?

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks