What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Zippo Jokes More Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.