What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.