What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too