What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.