What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.