What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.