What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer