Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.