Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.