Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy