Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy