Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"