Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Swingset Jokes More Swingset Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy