How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.