How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.