How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.