How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.