How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.