What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto