What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.