Rick O'Shay.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
A happy pit bull.
Limp Biscuit
A cow walking backwards!
A Rollie Pollie
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Hey! Wake up and roll over!"
Out of bounce.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/
Whiskey sour
Rick O'Shay