Rick O'Shay.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
The handycap.
Follow the slime trail.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because he was dead
It ran out of juice!!!
The car rolled on it".
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Rick O'Shea.
Rick O'Shay