What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul