What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul