What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !