What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.