What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.