What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.