What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.