Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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A brothel sprout

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Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.