Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.