Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

Previous Random Joke Next

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Marc Antony Jokes More Marc Antony Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !