Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.