Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad