Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section