Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !