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Who should of gotten asphalt?
Cleopatra.
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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?
You need to cul de sac.
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Who should of gotten asphalt?
Cleopatra.
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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?
Pharaoh-moans.
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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?
Caesar salad
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