Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.