Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.