Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl?

you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver