Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.