Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver