Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

Prime Mate Jokes More Prime Mate Jokes

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ?

A historepost.