Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey?

You're a prime mate!

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.