Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The human race.
X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/
A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Post.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Darth: I have felt your presents
Hell-if-I-know!
You're a prime mate!
