Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The human race.
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A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Being 5 foot 6
My hand.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
He falls off
They'll tell you.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Nice belt.
on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Because he was a fungi
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
