Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
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Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The human race.
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A historepost.
Nothing. We're on reddit
The first one written
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.
People miss Harambe
WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!
Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Because my PC is a Dell.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
Downvote it.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Five more years of Cameron"
Ostrich-sized.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
A Sandy Hook survivor
A Sandy Hook.
