What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor