What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor