Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball?

Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.