Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.