Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.