Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

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Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)