Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious