Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!