Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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I have left my Mark on Mars"

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A Standing Blow-vation.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.