Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.