Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What are you?

Broke.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.