Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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You have to chew before you swallow.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Pig in a blanket.

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What do you call a political pig?

A boar.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.