Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Boar Jokes More Boar Jokes

What do you call a political pig?

A boar.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor