Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P