Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers