Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now