Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now