What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!