What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."