What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.