What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles