What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.