Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Tell him drinks are on the house.
He ate pizza before it was cool.
Say the drinks are on the house
Get off me Holmes!
Roofs.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
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Because it is sticky.
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
The steaks are too high.
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
A: Get off.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Just Juan....
they raise the roof.
Sant rolling off your roof.
It was very Con-Ceiling.
We need a ROOF!
They know how to raise the roof.
Exactly the same.
They both go over your head.
The roof is on fire.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
On the roof.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
The roof.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
The sails are going through the roof.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Asbestos they can.
It's stale, mate."
A: Pencil-in.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
Because it's always spotted.
Under the soap
It has shingles.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Sarah Palin
It hurts when IP.
The tomato was in a can.
