Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
To get to the other side.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
He used an eyepatch
A key.
Oinkment
They're always cutting lines
It was very Con-Ceiling.
A: Get off.
Jose and Hose B.
To keep their pants up.
