How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes