Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
None... they just shoot the room for being black.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Just one, but they get extra credits for it
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
In case he got a hole in one.
Only one, if you cut him thin enough.
The line at KFC.
Because it is sticky.
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
To keep their pants up.
He got fired.
