Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...