Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.