Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached