Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.