Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."