Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!