Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.