What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.